F U, Penguin: Telling Cute Animals What's What by Matthew Gasteier

F U, Penguin: Telling Cute Animals What's What by Matthew Gasteier

Matthew Gasteier
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F U, Penguin is an adult humor book in which Hamor Hollow Hedgehogs's world-famous Pascal the Hedgehog makes a cameo! This book is definitely not for kids — it features cheeky captions and profanity-ridden anecdotes about why all animals (including our own Pascal) are jerks. A must-read for adults with a macabre sense of humor!


Perfect for the Scrooge in your life—a profane, hilarious takedown of all things cute and cuddly, by the author of the blog sensation of (almost) the same name

Attention, all you clumsy pandas, lovable puffins, huggable bunnies, and penguins that elicit ooohs and aaahs: The jig is up! We have lived under your furry fists for too long.

There is a cute and present danger lurking out there–in the wild, in the zoos, and sometimes even in our very own homes. Spurred on by the Cute Industrial Complex, these cuddly animals have taken over blockbuster films, inspirational posters, and computer desktops everywhere, further weakening the innocent civilians who are beguiled by these fuzzy frauds.

But you are stronger than them, aren’t you? Those soft bellies and wet noses are no match for you–and their free ride has just come to an end.

F U, Penguin is the rallying cry for those who choose to fight these power-hungry cute-mongers. Loaded with color photographs and hilarious commentary, this book will have you laughing out loud while it simultaneously saves you from the tragic fate of tossing yarn with big-eyed kittens and bottle-nursing baby pandas forever.